What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:26
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun